Am primit azi un link catre un articol cu acest nume.
In prima faza m-am bucurat nespus si eram pornit sa fac un mare spam catre toate adresele de mail pe care le cunosc si in toate retelele de socializare. Deja aveam planul pus la punct cand mi-am zis totusi sa citesc dracu si eu articolul sa vaza ochii mei frumosi (modestia mea este proverbiala) despre ce e vorba.
A prominent British anthropologist has completed a ground-breaking, 10-year study proving that women who wear less clothing live up to 20 years longer. And the fewer clothes they wear, the longer they live.
Asa incepea si nu zicea rau nu?
Din pacate articolul continua asa:
Philomena Bushfield, 120, is a life-long nudist who hasn’t „worn more than a pair of socks since I was 7.” She is rarely sick, still runs in marathons, and has the energy and enthusiasm of a woman half her age. „It also made it much easier to meet men,”
Ok deci analiza pe text. Are 120 de ani si inca alearga la maratoane chiar daca nu poarta decat sosete! Bah! Ce e naspa in imaginea asta? Va imaginati o muiere alergand in costumul lui Eva la maraton? Da! Dar sa alerge cu el NECALCAT????
E de asemenea mult mai usor sa intalnesti barbati? Orbi sau cum?
Liz Sexton, 117, was a strip-tease artist for most of her life. „I was stripping until I was 83,” recalls Sexton. „Didn’t even need to wear a bra till I was 95.”
Imi si imaginez bunoaca asta la 83 cum se dezbraca ea pe scena
– You wanna see my tits?
– yeah I do…
…….
– Ok that’s enough you can roll them up….
Deci fetelor! Luati de buna treaba asta dar cu limite da?